Jokes pranks on the phone. Voice pranks on the phone from celebrities

Surprise, amuse and congratulate the heroes of the occasion - using voice jokes on the phone! Order a telephone prank and give a great mood on this wonderful day! You can send audio congratulations from celebrities to mobile and landlines in two clicks!

Voice pranks on the phone from celebrities

You know that it takes so little to cheer up a sad friend. Our voice pranks on the phone from celebrities will help you make your friend laugh. Only here you can listen to jokes and choose the newest and funniest ones. We can confidently say that thanks to our portal you will be able to order a prank over the phone and congratulate a loved one with this joke. I would like to note that our service is paid and amounts to 150 rubles or 50 hryvnia, but this is a trifle when compared with the wave of positivity that the hero of the occasion will receive.

Order phone jokes and pranks by phone

By visiting our site of comic jokes and audio congratulations, you choose an original joke for a friend and laugh at the funny jokes of Putin and other celebrities. We have a 24/7 support service, so you can order phone jokes and draws by phone at a time convenient for you. After you pay for this service, our company employees will be able to send an SMS drawing to the recipient’s phone at the most appropriate time. Perhaps you want to play a prank on a person at night - we will fulfill your ridiculous order and wake up your friend.

Prank phone call from Putin

You often wonder how to surprise the hero of the occasion and don’t find the answer. Then a prank call from Putin or another congratulation from a celebrity on the pages of the site pazdravleniya.com will help you. You may ask the question, how is our portal different from millions of similar ones? It's simple - only we regularly add new jokes and pranks over the phone and very often offer discounts on services. The main goal of our project is to give happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.

Each of us has at least once thought about how to prank a friend on the phone. However, coping with this task is not so easy - you not only need to come up with a suitable joke, play well, but also make sure that you are not recognized.

Fortunately, today you can easily turn to professionals for help. You can order a telephone prank from a specialized agency or try to prank your friends yourself.

Phone prank with answering machine
- Hello, says the answering machine.
- Leave your information after the signal.
P-I-i-i-i-I in 5-10 seconds
“You can slow down a little, otherwise I don’t have time to write it down.”
After this phrase, the answering machine itself turns on,
which will only record excellent laughter.

Just look and choose interesting ones telephone pranks for your friends to cheer them up and give them positive emotions. Soon the whole country will celebrate April 1 - April Fool's Day and telephone pranks will be even more relevant. Soon all guests of the city will hear and enjoy the views and positivity in the southern palmyra.

The best medicine is a friend's laughter on the phone

Life modern people associated with many problems, difficulties, and urgent matters. But cool telephone humor will definitely help your friends break out of the series of monotonous everyday life. An original and unexpected surprise will entertain a person, allow him to escape from difficult thoughts and tune in to the positive. No wonder they say that laughter prolongs life and is the best cure for all diseases.

Night. Suddenly the phone rang.
- Hello?
- Do you have hot water?
- Eat.
-Then wash your feet and go to bed.

It is generally accepted that telephone pranks are popular primarily with young people. And indeed, if you prepare such a surprise for your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or girlfriend, you will definitely be able to surprise and please them. You can also choose for your draw.

But don’t forget, older people also have a sense of humor. Therefore, if there is a person around you who can appreciate telephone jokes, why not make him happy? This will be a wonderful congratulation on April 1 or any other joyful holiday.

The perfect way to make fun of a friend over the phone

Smile and laughter have great importance in life, unfortunately, we often forget about this. If you are wondering how to joke on the phone, it means that you have not yet lost your sense of humor and are ready to please others. We will be happy to help you with this by sharing our good mood.

Cool phone jokes and pranks

Hello!
- Hello!
- Hello!
- Hello!
- How are you?
- Great!!!
- Oh, I probably got the wrong number...

- (sad) Hello, don’t you have our cat Vaska?
- No!
- If you see him, please feed him a cutlet!
After 10-15 minutes another one calls and says:
- Hello, I’m Vaska the cat, no one was looking for me?
The result is amazing!!!

You call and say:
- Hello, they are calling you from a television store. Don't you need a TV?
- No! - they answer confused.
- Well, then we will arrive now.
- For what?!
- Behind the TV.

There is very good way to contact by phone any most inaccessible person. You call, say, the minister’s reception office. The secretary asks who is calling.

You speak so menacingly:
- Tell him that your husband is calling - he knows whose!

As you know, laughter not only makes life longer, but also brighter, more interesting and richer. Everyone loves to joke, and coming up with a joke for a friend and playing it is a completely sacred thing. The main thing is that everything should be in moderation, and the friendship should not fall apart after such jokes. So, by phone? The scenario (and more than one) is presented to your attention in this article. Go!

Prank #1: answering machine

Don't know, on the phone? Read and remember! call each other every day - this is a guarantee that the joke will work. Record something like this on your mobile phone’s answering machine: “Good afternoon! You called Vasya Ivanov (your name will be here), but this moment I'm busy and can't pick up the phone. Leave your message after a short sound signal" Next there should be a sound characteristic of such a case, and after 7 seconds the continuation of the message will follow: “Please, slow down, I’m recording.” This phone prank guarantees hysterical laughter and a good mood.

Prank #2: shocking rants

Who is your friend least likely to fear or hope to hear? Maybe a traffic police inspector, or an employee of a psychiatric clinic, or a sobering-up center employee? If you have no idea how to prank a friend on the phone, then think about this question. Together with your friends or on your own, compose an appropriate monologue that will first plunge your friend into a slight shock, then make you experience many different emotions, and only then your friend will understand that it was a joke. If everything happened within reason, then you will laugh together, and if not, then... run as far as possible and never think about how to prank a friend on the phone again, this is not for you.

Prank No. 3: good old jokes

Even in those times when we didn't have mobile phones, we still liked to make fun using stationary devices. Let's remember how to prank a friend on the phone. For some, these jokes will refresh their memory, and for others, they will give them new ideas. The main thing - remember one thing - never introduce yourself as employees of those services that are capable of death. Try the below scenarios.

1. Call a friend and say: “Hello! I'm a downstairs neighbor. There’s something big hanging from your balcony, it’s about to fall on mine, remove it!” And after a couple of minutes, it is advisable to dial the same subscriber again and ask why they haven’t removed what they asked for.
2. Another cute joke that fits right on the phone. Call a friend, introduce yourself as a housing and communal services worker and report that the water in the house will now be turned off. What will your friend think about first? Not about why they called him, but about where to get more water and how to get there before the shutdown. After some time, all the basins, pots, vases in the house, even the bathroom, will be filled. And then it’s time to call again, inquire about the progress, say that you’ve changed your mind about turning it off and advise launching the boats.

Raffle No. 4: “Quiz”

You need to call a friend and introduce yourself as the host of a radio station. Then you need to say that there is a quiz now, and by random dial this subscriber becomes a participant. If your friend agrees to answer questions, then don’t waste time, bombard him with tasks. To do this, prepare a list of various questions in advance (how many lemons will fit in a truck, how many legs does a hippopotamus have, etc.). After a while, start asking things that the radio station host simply cannot know, for example, how old is some mutual friend of yours, what is the name of the director of the company where a friend works, etc. As soon as you realize that your friend is full of suspicions and guesses, finish the “quiz”. Tell your friend that he won and they will then be contacted to transfer the reward. After a while, appear on his doorstep and present the prize in person.

Whatever joke you decide to use, be sure to take into account the character of your friend, think about how he will react to this or that joke. Pranking is good, but friendship is still more important.